Marriage jokes that are way too funny
- Marriage is a bond that weaves two lives together
- Caring for someone and keeping their needs above yours is a beautiful thought
- Here are 10 hilarious marriage jokes that you wouldn’t want to miss
Spending your life with a person who understands you and having a special someone to share your deepest and darkest secrets is a beautiful thought. Marriage is a bond that weaves two lives together. The vows two people exchange or the pheras they take make their relationship stronger and their bond unbreakable. This relationship is a combination of many others. Sometimes you and your partner care for each other like lovers and sometimes you fight like best friends.
In this article, you will find 10 hilarious jokes that will make your and your partner’s Saturday brighter with a dose of laughter. Take a look below.
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”
Conversation between a pharmacist and a female customer: Woman: “I need to buy some arsenic.”
Pharmacist:” Why do you need arsenic?”
Woman: “I need arsenic because I want to kill my husband.”
Woman: “You heard me! I want to kill my husband!”
Pharmacist: “Why on earth would you want to do that?”
Woman: “Because he’s having an affair with YOUR wife!!!”
Pharmacist: “Well why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder.
Woman to her husband while at it: „Please say dirty things to me!”
Man: „Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”
Me as best man:
I heard the best man’s speech should last as long as the groom lasts in bed. Thank you very much for your attention. Enjoy the wedding.
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